Dosh sprouting, the next new thing. After excellent results with wide-scale industrial money laundering, attention has turned to growing money on a local scale. Here is an improvised attempt at what is being called dosh-sprouting by a forgetful reveller who must have spent the night in the forest. Unfortunately success has been illusive for dosh-sprouters as, hardly have they planted suitable coins, than they disappear into the pockets of passers-by. Suspecting that dosh-sprouted coins might not be valid currency, I decided to leave it as it was.